Random Ass Girls:

One: Is that a boy or a girl?

Two: I think that’s a girl.

One: I think it’s a boy.

Two: It’s a he/she.

Me(In my head): How about you fucking ask me instead of whispering shit like I can’t hear you. *While Smiling*

   My Desktop.

My Mom: That is so disgusting, why do you have it on there?

Me: Because it’s my laptop and I like it.

Mom: You’re living in my house, and I think it’s nasty. Change it!

Me: No. It’s my laptop, my personal space. I have it how I want it. If you don’t want to see it, don’t use my laptop.

Mom: * talking a bunch of shit*

Me: Mami, don’t even start.

  *Changes topic*